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It wouldn't be the holidays if I didn't rerun this one. All photos (and a couple of the jokes) from Cavalcade of Bad Nativities. Many thanks to Todd for the link.


Mr. Bill Nativity. Oh nooooooooooooo!


O Little Village Of The Damned...


Owl Nativity. Hooo, hooo, whoooose child is this?


Nativity Ball 'n' Paddles. Hit the baby Jesus and you lose a turn.


Nativity At The Grand Ol' Opry


Nativity S'mores. Eat one. I dare you.


Santa and Joseph switched places this year. I hope Joe knows how to fly a sleigh.


King Herod's always after me Lucky Charms!


The Jesus In The Plastic Bubble


The Nativity Egg Timer. Counting down the minutes to your arrival in Hell.


Nativity Snowmen. Better get Baby Jesus into a refrigerated boxcar before he melts.


Giant Inflatable Nativity. Nothing tells your neighbors "We're religious freaks!" quite like it.


Nativity Candle, with the delicate aroma of livestock and afterbirth.


Jawa Nativity. "The Force is strong with this one."


The Spinning Nativity Ornament -- a gentle reminder that all the saints are spinning in their graves.


Joseph's about to high-dive into the crib.


Hobbit Nativity. The one ring king to rule them all.


Look at the dogs' faces. Even they know this is wrong.


Nativity Cats, every one of them plotting how to get rid of Kitty Jesus and assume power.


Why so glum, Nativity Bears? You were hoping for a fish?


Peace on Earth.. or whatever planet you come from.




Nativity Bean Bag Toss. Great idea - throw stuff at Jesus, Mary and Joseph.


Away in an igloo...


"That's right. Father of the Messiah. WOOT!"


Jesus, Joseph & Marty. (From Craig B.)



I saved the worst for last... the Celebrity Nativity from Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum in London. Featuring Samuel L. Jackson, Hugh Grant and Graham Norton as shepherds; David and Victoria Beckham as Joseph and Mary; Kylie Minogue as an angel; Tony Blair, Prince Philip and George Bush as -- cough -- Wise Men.